Hint: Use 'j' and 'k' keys
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We should all have this level of enthusiasm at 12:40 PM on a Wednesday.
Apparently, when I talk on the phone instead of doodling, I cut out narcissistic letters that my name begins with.
My mama made this little guy. I love him so.
Her name was Pearl and she was divine.
She only spoke Russian and insisted that I borrow her slippers.
Spending the day tweaking the perfect blue cheese dressing. NOT yelling at the Sears delivery dept. Definitely not going to do that. Definitely, not.
Someone sent this post-it message in an envelope to my husband’s place of business. For a bunch of writers they sure do attract a great many crazies.